Saturday, November 17, 2012

I need spider thumbs ... now

Speed typing on a handheld device is so frigging difficult, especially if one has stubby thumbs. And if one is particular about the grammar, the spellings and the syntax even for text messages, speed typing with thumbs is hell. I so wish each of my thumbs had five sub-digits of their own - projecting in and out of the thumbs when near a handheld device. Mann that would make life so easy. I'd even rock the qwerty keyboards on damn Blackberries with their tiny little keys.

But evolution takes so damn long. It took us millions of years to get opposable thumbs. We should be glad that we have opposable thumbs. If monkeys hadn't liked to peel their bananas before eating we'd be doomed*. Its good that technology evolves way faster. Before my thumbs grow digits of their own we'll likely have devices in which typing of any kind will be rendered redundant. I wish I'd still be around to see that day.

*A question for creationsists: I wonder if it was in God's plan to give us opposable thumbs so we could type on a Blackberry, but to punish us he made them stubby. Hmmmmm. May be this is the "missing link" that you were looking for! 

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Oh gayee, oh gayee - Superwomen a la Ludhiana

Junior is standing in the front and sucking on an ice-lolly, the slightly older one is riding pillion managing his and his younger brother's bags over either shoulder, all the while sucking on an ice-lolly. Mamma has glares on, is talking on her 'handsfree', but at times giving instructions to the two young ones sucking on their ice-lollies. She suddenly has to slowdown and even brake a little - the culprit - a vegetable vendor on his three-wheeled pull-cart who had to swerve a little to avoid getting his left rear wheel into an open manhole.

"Oye tainu redi chalani nahin aandee taan sabzee kyon vechan challeya hain?" i.e. "If you don't know how to pull a cart then why are you selling vegetables?" 
The younger one doesn't care, but the older one dares to ask, "Mummy, ehda ki matlab hoya?" i.e. "Mummy, what did that even mean?" 
"Tu chup reh, tainu kuch nahin pata" i.e. "You stay quite, you don't know anything"

                                                                       -----o-----

With glares on talking in her 'handsfree' she is stopped at a traffic light waiting for it to turn green, suddenly, a quick flick of the wrist to turn the accelerator of the scooter, and she is gone - her chunni and stole flying, and her left thumb is on the switch of a blaring horn. Avoiding the rickshaw, sidewinding the two elderly gentlemen on their old school scooters with manual gearshifts.


Tuesday, September 20, 2011

India Diary II - Motocross on 7bhp and 100cc

Delhi certainly didn't disappoint, and neither did my hometown of Ludhiana.In the ten days that I have been back home, I have experienced the city like I never did when I was living here while growing up. The pothole ridden roads, roads that literally turn into streams during monsoon, the unruly traffic, the blaring horns from two-, three- and four-wheelers - I was surprised to find myself completely at ease with, if not actually enjoying everything. There is something oddly satisfying about seeing hordes of people moving about in the city - it is not like US where all one sees on highways is fast moving traffic - just an endless string of cars and SUVs going somewhere, and in their own lanes.

I found the chaotic traffic, ceaseless noise, vehicles spewing smoke, and dusty roads etc. oddly therapeutic. One is so engrossed in making it to ones destination that the only way is to keep ones focus on the road and in the now. Everything else is blocked out. Getting from one place to the other is a project in itself, and at the end of it there is that sense of accomplishment that I've made it, alive and well! Atleast it has been so for me. Where else can one experience that always-on-the-edge excitement, and that too daily?!


Friday, September 16, 2011

India Diary I - Delhi didn't disappoint

It will be a week tomorrow since I have been in India. There were a lot many things going through my mind while I was flying from Dallas to Delhi. On the top of the heap was the realization that I am going back home to India after almost six years. The questions utmost on my mind were - how will I feel once I am there, will I be ill at ease with everything or will I be able to adapt to the ways that I was all too familiar with only eight years ago when I first left for the US? To my relief, and surprise, I took to India, my India, like fish to water. And that too inspite of everything that I had been apprehensive about. So I thought it is only fitting that I keep a journal of my experiences while I am here in India. Here is the first entry of my India Diary: 'India Diary I - Delhi didn't disappoint'.

Terminal 3
My flight from Chicago landed at IGI Airport's Terminal 3 in New Delhi. I was definitely looking forward to experiencing the vaunted Terminal 3. There was also something else at the back of my mind while I was getting ready to disembark the plane - there was this sketch that Russell Peters did once in one of his stand-up routines - he pokes fun at the "smell" that hits you when you first step outside the plane upon landing here in India. But believe me, nothing of the sort happens - that jackass is as prone to hyperbole as every other stand-up comic, definitely to an amusing effect I might add. What does hit one though is the heat and humidity, the mugginess in the air - but surprisingly, that didn't bother me either. Probably because I was finally home.
The best part of landing at Terminal 3 for me was that I found the staff at Terminal 3 very helpful and welcoming. The directions within the terminal were easy to understand. The artwork and the decor of the terminal is impressive and inviting. The lighting and the furnishings are very modern.
Terminal 3 is "state-of-the-art" alright, but there are a couple of things that I wish had been done differently. May be it was just this particular flight, but I remember thinking at the time that the walk from the gate to immigration desks was excessively long. To be sure, there were those motorized walkways most of the way. But the purpose of those walkways is defeated when people just stand there and do not move! So I walked from my gate towards the immigration and baggage claim area - it was definitely a good walk as I was able to look around and see the T3 for the very first time. One other thing that bothered me was the wall to wall carpet on the floor in the terminal - I have never liked carpeted floors, especially at airports, so this must just be a personal bias. All in all, T3 is definitely one of the better airports that I have been to. Kudos to GMR Corporation.

Airport Metro Express
The ride on Airport Metro Express from IGI Airport to New Delhi Railway Station has to be the highlight of this visit of mine to India. I mean, in 20 minutes flat one can get from the international airport to the railway station in the middle of the city. How cool is that? The stations, especially the ones at the airport and at New Delhi are expansive, and the systems in place to keep people moving are good, and seemed efficient. If the rest of the metro in NCR is anything like this, this project was and is definitely worth all the hype, the time, the effort, and the investment.

New Delhi Railway Station
The railway station was as abuzz with activity as ever. As I had a couple of big bags with me, the short walk from the airport metro station to the railway station wasn't as easy as I had hoped. Moreover, the pothole marked roads full of water only made things difficult. The most difficult part of it all was to get rid of those touts/self-proclaimed travel agents who promise you confirmed train tickets to anywhere and everywhere. I am certain that my bags must have given me away!
Unfortunately I missed my train out of New Delhi railway station just by a whisker - the airline had misplaced one of my bags and that issue took a little while to sort out at the airport. Moving the bags from metro station to platform 14, then to the cloak room at platform 1, then to Paharganj side of the station was quite a project. So was finding a train ticket at the last moment.

New Delhi
Once I had arranged for a ticket for a train out of New Delhi to Ludhiana for next morning, I went to a friend's place in Dwarka. Decided to haul an auto-rickshaw instead of a taxi - just so I could experience the sights, the sounds, and the smells of Delhi first hand. And I wasn't disappointed at all. It had just rained and the dust had all settled down so the air was still quite breathable. The traffic was as relentless as I had always know Delhi traffic to be, but we still made good time of getting to Dwarka. While the main roads were well kept and tarred, the side lanes were a neglect. All in all, the auto ride from New Delhi Railway Station to Dwarka was interesting and brought back a lot of memories from days past.
Especially gratifying was the hustle and bustle in the city. Everyone seemed to be going somewhere. Most of the people must be going back home to their loved ones for it was late evening then. The engines of two-, three-, and four-wheelers would rev-up when a traffic light turned green. Some vehicles belched smoke as they started, and some would simply groan into life and begin to move. There was no order to the traffic. The smallest of spaces in the traffic was taken, if not by a four- or a three-wheeler, then by someone on a motorcycle or a scooter.
The following day my friend drove me to the train station and the drive was as smooth as it could get. The traffic was sparse at that early hour, and especially so because it was a Saturday I think.

All in all, my first sojourn with New Delhi in years was not nearly as terrifying as I had somehow let myself to believe. Here is to home, and to all those who wish to be back home. Cheers.

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

I'd rather be Anna - An open letter to Ms. Arundhati Roy

Ms. Roy,

I watched your sit-down with Ms. Sagarika Ghose from CNN-IBN via the internet, and I tried to understand the reasons that you laid out for your disenchantment with- and lack of confidence in- various Lokpal Bills that have been proposed - Jan Lokpal Bill by Team Anna, Aruna Roy and colleagues' version, and the government's Lokpal Bill. But I could not. Probably because you said a lot without having said anything.

At the end of this video, all I wanted to ask you is: What would you rather have done, and how? What do you think can/should be done to tackle the scourge of corruption? What are your ideas? How would you mobilize the opinion and the masses around your ideas? How would you ensure that participation in the movement is not skewed by and for a certain sector of society? Pray tell us. We need more disparate voices in order to come up with an effective bill, and yours can certainly be one of those voices, for people listen to you when you say something.

Now, please allow me to go point-by-point about the whole host of "issues" that you say leave you skeptical about the Lokpal Bill, what it can/may accomplish and the movement. I am using the major phrases that you used during your conversation with Ms. Ghose in order to pin-point the 'reasons of your disenchantment with the movement and the bill':
1. Its an NGO driven movement, has Magsaysay Award winners linked to Rockefeller and Ford Foundation, hidden agenda? - Aren't you just implying a 'guilt by association' here, that is if there is any guilt at all?! If I didn't know better, I'd say that the 1997 Booker Prize that was to be your claim to fame, was awarded to you by an organization whose principal sponsor is a company that manages hedge funds and commodity futures - Man Group. So by your standards, you should be the last one to be associated with social movements. But then, the sponsor of the prize when you won it was a company called Booker Group - this company derives a bulk of its billion pound profits from coffee, tobacco, alcohol, among other things. You'd probably know more about how these three industries are exploitative of not just natural resources but of peoples as well, and in more than one way. Now isn't it ironic that you accepted the Booker Prize awarded to you by these guys happily, even though these companies are the very epitome of businesses exploiting globalization and embracing new-imperialism, that you so thoroughly now despise. Will it be ok if we called this your double standard and hypocritical stance on things, as you so comfortably chose to do when talking about Team Anna's members and question their intentions and motives?
2. World Bank's Agenda (increasing political accountability, strengthening civil society's participation, creating competitive private sector, instituting restraint on power, improving public sector management - increasing penetration of
international capital) - the only "questionable/nefarious" goal in this list, if one is at all, seems to be 'creating competitive private sector'. So may be 'resource exploitation' by MNCs is one of the agendas behind what bodies such as World Bank/IMF/UN end up promoting, and that too at the expense of the welfare of the native peoples in these resource rich but socially stricken countries. If anything, putting in place the mechanisms (such as anti-corruption laws) that will allow people to question their own government's dealings with external players, will only help limit their exploitation. Isn't it? Now someone will make profit off of all the business, but then that is the cost that has to be paid in a setting that is not utopian.
3. NGOs taking over government's agenda - going by the yardstick that you ascribe to, aren't other movements, lets say the ones that you espouse so dearly e.g. Sardar Sarovar Project, also taking over government's agenda by being unwilling to allow the government even the slightest wiggle room when it tries to address those issues. Instead of suggesting solutions to tackle the issues, all that you and your ilk do is raise hullabaloo about what is wrong with something. Please also try to suggest some remedial measures.
4. Anna Hazare being a passive-vessel/figure-head for the movement - may be this is the case or may be it is not. Only Anna and his team's inner circle will be privy to that I suppose. The way I look at it, as austere a lifestyle as Anna embodies in this day and age when hoarding material possessions is a measure of success and even ones virtuosity, there are no monetary/material/political-ambition incentives for him to have embraced this movement. So you may fault him for letting his team hijack his agenda, if that indeed was the case, but you may not fault him for the purity of his intentions. I'll put such a face to a movement everytime. Won't you?
5. Medha Patekar and Prashant Bhushan's credibility - I don't know what to say, other than that 'innocent until proven guilty'! You did not offer any explanations.
6. Maoists and India Against Corruption (Jan Lokpal Bill) movement seek overthrow of government, parallel oligarchy, research committee comprised of eminent people selected by self-proclaimed leaders of civil society - if overthrow of the government was indeed the goal of this movement, "they" would have let Anna die, and the aftermath of that alone would have ensured an uprising (and I am sure an armed one and bloody) the likes of which haven't been seen in this country for a long time.
7. Currency of social transaction in unequal society from bottom of the socioeconomic ladder to the very top, perpetual economic inequality - corruption is rampant because both the parties that are involved, the one seeking bribe and the one bribing, have an incentive to do so, irrespective of their socioeconomic status and wellbeing. It will be easier to disincentivize bribe seeking than it will to disincentivize bribe giving, don't you think? Jan Lokpal being proposed will have mechanisms built in it that achieve precisely that.
8. Why aren't corporations and NGOs under Lokpal's ambit - I agree with you, they should be. And if I recall correctly it was suggested on the floor of the house as well, and I believe this is something that will be considered when the standing committee convenes.
9. Media's role in this movement - I agree with you that media saw this movement as an opportunity to have eyeballs glued to the TV screens, and they had wall to wall coverage of the spectacle that this movement was to become. Moreover, media did not help deliberate the provisions of various Lokpal Bill versions as diligently as it should have.
10. Mobilization from BJP and RSS - I ask you, so what if BJP and RSS were involved. Isn't it their democratic right to participate and dissent. Don't they have as much right to have an opinion in the matter as anyone else? If your concern stems out of the fact that both these organizations have right-wing tendencies, then you need only think about the calm and peace with which people participating in the movement conducted themselves. What do you say?
11. One man's regressive piece of legislation - just earlier you said that you think Anna was only a figure head and not the original brains behind the proposed bill or the movement. I am sure you see the contradiction of your statements there, don't you. Even if you think of Anna's Team alone as the overarching architects of the bill and the movement surrounding it, other members and groups from the "civil society" were and are surely welcome to put forth their points of view once the standing committee begins its hearings. If that is not the democracy at work, I don't what is/can be.
12. Aggressive nationalism, chants etc., communist history of vande' mataram, and national flag's waving and exclusion - so would you rather have had five thousand people go on a fast-unto-death at Ramlila Maidan? They needed to vent, and feel a sense of camaraderie while working towards a common goal, and slogan shouting and music and prayers helped them channelize their emotions and energies, instead of doing something more drastic and destructive.
13. Anna going to private hospital at the very end - Dr. Trehan and his team were attending to Anna. Dr. Trehan is one of the founding members of Medanta Medcity, and as he was responsible for Anna's well-being, he chose to take him where he thought he could best take care of him. Having said that, may be it would have been appropriate to take Anna to AIIMS or Lady Harding or Maulana Azad Medical College. But then, I am certain that your criticism would still be the same.
14. Spontaneity and size of crowds, comparisons to Babri Masjid demolition - are you kidding me, with comparison to Babri Masjid demolition mob? I mean, really? Did you not see that for the most part, the two weeks of Anna's fast and the peoples' participation in the movement was peaceful?
Spontaneity - social networking tools via internet did play a role in mobilizing opinion as well as crowds, there is no denying that, in some huge numbers I might add. If you were looking for the rural participation, that was ofcourse sparse. First we need to inform people in remote villages about the bill, its provisions, and the movement itself. Part of that responsibility will certainly lie with the elected representatives from those areas, if not all of it.
15. Anna's persona, not like Gandhi, not his own man, not in-charge - I don't know about that. You yourself have called this bill as 'one man's regressive piece of legislation'. Moreover, Gandhi was "in-charge" because there was this largest political party of the country that he had the backing of and that he was backing. Would you have been supportive of Anna and his movement if he was openly affiliated with, lets say BJP or RSS or BSP or with Congress for that matter?
16. Fast-unto-death for Jan Lokpal, not interested, but interested in other issues ... - I don't know what to say to you. Anna chose a fast-unto-death as the tool of his choice to make his point. I think it was a move out of desperation more than anything else, and by the way, he was the only one on a fast. Where on the other hand, there are thousands of Naxals up in the arms killing people willy-nilly. What means would you have preferred he and his supporters adopted?
17. This movement cannot be a precedent for protest movements of future, this has been a privileged protest movement - I reluctantly have to agree with your first assertion, but I cannot with the second. It would have been a privileged movement if the corporate houses had chosen to fund the movement, and had their banners all across Ramlila Maidan! But that was not the case. As far as I know, donations consisted predominantly of small sums of money donated mostly by people with limited means i.e. those who even value the tax rebate that they can avail from such donations. Now, if you are saying that people who showed up at the ground were more privileged than the ones whose causes you champion, I'd have to call you on that. The setting of the protest was such that it was literally in the corridors of power. Do you think it would have drawn same coverage and participation if it had been in some remote village of Jharkhand? I am sure it would not have. But even so, if the provisions such as citizen's charter and disincentives for irresponsible office holders are anything to go by, beneficiaries of it won't just be people who live in urban or semi-urban settings. People everywhere will benefit from this bill - only, most of us will need to be trained to avail of it correctly. RTI is a good example of that happening, isn't it?
The reason police did not use force or was reluctant to use force may have been that the government had started on the wrong foot from the very outset by jailing Anna. But, why do you choose to ignore the fact that the crowds that had gathered at various venues in cities and town across the country were peaceful as such a mass movement can be. But then you have already made up your mind, so enough said.

As far as your article titled 'I'd rather not be Anna' that appeared in The Hindu on August 21, 2011 goes, even if I were to accept the examples that you have cited in your writeup on face value, I do not agree with the conclusions that you have drawn from them. But still, I'll go so far as to say that your concluding remark was spot-on. I am certain that you'd agree me when I say we need more disparate voices in order to come up with an effective bill. But, wouldn't you agree with me that today we don't just need critics and cynics who can point to the problems with almost anything and everything, what we are desperately in need of is some creative and effective solutions for those problems, and people who can come up with those solutions.

Ms. Roy, once again, my only question to you is: What do you think can/should be done to tackle the scourge of corruption? What are your ideas? How would you mobilize the opinion and the masses around your ideas? How would you ensure that participation in the movement is not skewed by and for a certain sector of society? Please enlighten us.

- I'd rather be Anna. Actually, I'd rather be Dr. Jayaprakash Narayan, but that is a whole another ...