Listening, reading, watching this news about the information that Edward Snowden leaked about NSA's world-wide surveillance program, I couldn't help but think to myself: What if, everyone in the world decided to include in their electronic communication some bit that is almost bound to pop up on NSA's radar PRISM? What then?
In other words:
1. What if in every phone call people make or receive, they ended the conversation with: "While you are at it, F*** the NSA"?
2. What if every text message sent using cell phones included: "NSA, YCKMHBA" meaning, NSA, You Can Kiss My Hairy Brown Ass?
3. What if every email sent out from now on gave the NSA the finger, like so:
...................../´¯/)
..................,/¯..//
....NSA......./..../ /
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`•¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´(..´......,~/'...')
.........\.................\/..../
..........''...\.......... _.•´
............\..............(
..............\.............\
4. What if every facebook post or tweet or whatever, ended in "NSA, GFY" meaning, NSA, Go F*** Yourself.
5. What if in every video chat, those video chatting, decided to moon the NSA by showing their butts in the webcams all the while swearing at them.
There will be so many flags popping up on NSA's screens they would not know what hit them. How will they go about telling the "good" from the "bad" then? I wonder.
And everyone will be happy, NSA 'cos their system is working well, and the people 'cos they get to tell the NSA like they've secretly always wanted to.
I know, I know. This blog post is definitely gonna be flagged by PRISM ... I am using Google's Blogger after all. :-| But I am sure people at NSA are good hearted ... and kind ... and smart people. Aren't they? They will definitely understand this is all tongue in cheek and in good humor. Won't you, you motherf*****g sons of b*****s?
Errr, oops ... I am just kidding NSA, I am just kidding. Honest. Remember, still strictly tongue in cheek. All in good humor. Ju.....st kidding. Take it easy. I am on your side. Keep up the good work. We need you. We feel safe with you watching everything we do. You don't ever need to feel bad about snooping into our private lives. We totally understand you need to do this. This is for our well being. What would the world come to if it were not for you? You are the saviors. God is jealous of you. He wishes he had this good a system.
Phew! That was close.
In other words:
1. What if in every phone call people make or receive, they ended the conversation with: "While you are at it, F*** the NSA"?
2. What if every text message sent using cell phones included: "NSA, YCKMHBA" meaning, NSA, You Can Kiss My Hairy Brown Ass?
3. What if every email sent out from now on gave the NSA the finger, like so:
...................../´¯/)
..................,/¯..//
....NSA......./..../ /
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`•¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´(..´......,~/'...')
.........\.................\/..../
..........''...\.......... _.•´
............\..............(
..............\.............\
4. What if every facebook post or tweet or whatever, ended in "NSA, GFY" meaning, NSA, Go F*** Yourself.
5. What if in every video chat, those video chatting, decided to moon the NSA by showing their butts in the webcams all the while swearing at them.
There will be so many flags popping up on NSA's screens they would not know what hit them. How will they go about telling the "good" from the "bad" then? I wonder.
And everyone will be happy, NSA 'cos their system is working well, and the people 'cos they get to tell the NSA like they've secretly always wanted to.
I know, I know. This blog post is definitely gonna be flagged by PRISM ... I am using Google's Blogger after all. :-| But I am sure people at NSA are good hearted ... and kind ... and smart people. Aren't they? They will definitely understand this is all tongue in cheek and in good humor. Won't you, you motherf*****g sons of b*****s?
Errr, oops ... I am just kidding NSA, I am just kidding. Honest. Remember, still strictly tongue in cheek. All in good humor. Ju.....st kidding. Take it easy. I am on your side. Keep up the good work. We need you. We feel safe with you watching everything we do. You don't ever need to feel bad about snooping into our private lives. We totally understand you need to do this. This is for our well being. What would the world come to if it were not for you? You are the saviors. God is jealous of you. He wishes he had this good a system.
Phew! That was close.
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